So You Think You Want to Keep Pigs?
Uploaded January 2005

1. Difficulties with sick or farrowing sows will always occur just as you are ready to go out for the evening or last thing at night when all you want to do is fall into bed.

2. Have you noticed the looks and the fact that no one stands to close to you when you have just popped into the local shop quick, in your wellies.

3. Why is it that they always manage to tip you and the bucket into the wettest muddy bit in the field?

4. The tyre on the barrow does not go down until you have a full load on.

5. They only ever escape when you are either in. a hurry or late at night when you have just settled on tie sofa with your cocoa.

6. And they can't possibly fit back through the hole that they made its just not big enough!

7. If you think it's indestructible, think again: it's not!

8. They always squash the nice big gilt with the right markings and good underline and not the little runty thing that's never going to grow.

9. The January litter always seem to end up as February's

10. It will wait to chuck it down with rain until you are going out of the door.